Glam Raccoon Halloween Sweatshirt
😂 Every pun earns its place here🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order

Glam Raccoon Halloween Sweatshirt
😂 Every pun earns its place here🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Get Cozy in the Glam Raccoon Halloween Sweatshirt
This Halloween, ditch the complicated costumes and embrace effortless chic with the Glam Raccoon Halloween Sweatshirt. Our star is a ridiculously cool raccoon, complete with sunglasses, a beaded necklace, and a cape, who’s clearly 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn (EVEN ON HALLOWEEN )'. She’s got her wine glass and candy basket at the ready, proving you can be both spooky and sophisticated. This sweatshirt is your ultimate cozy companion for cooler nights, offering supreme comfort and a killer dose of attitude.
Why You'll Love It
- Ultra-soft and warm fabric for maximum coziness.
- A hilarious and unique design that’s sure to get compliments.
- The perfect 'costume' for those who prefer comfort and wit.
- Durable print that lasts through many spooky seasons.
- Effortless style for all your fall and Halloween festivities.
Why We Designed This
We created this design because sometimes, you just want to be comfortable and funny. This glamorous raccoon embodies that spirit – she’s living her best life, unbothered and fabulous. It’s for the person who loves Halloween but also loves their comfort and their wit. We wanted a sweatshirt that feels as good as it looks, and as funny as it is chic. It’s the perfect blend of cozy and sassy.
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This sweatshirt is your go-to for any fall festivity. Wear it to pumpkin patches, costume bar crawls, or just while handing out candy. Its relaxed fit and super-soft feel make it ideal for any occasion where comfort is key, but a good laugh is essential.
Perfect For
- Cozy Halloween parties and gatherings.
- Comfort-focused trick-or-treating.
- Lounging around the house during spooky season.
- Anyone who loves a good pun and a cute animal.
- ✓ Features a chic raccoon rocking sunglasses, a cape, and holding wine and candy.
- ✓ Witty text: 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn (EVEN ON HALLOWEEN )'.
- ✓ Includes fun details like a beaded necklace and a spider web.
- ✓ Made from a soft, warm cotton-polyester blend.
- ✓ Classic crewneck fit for comfortable, everyday wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
How warm is this sweatshirt for Halloween events?
This sweatshirt is made from a cozy, mid-weight fleece blend, providing excellent warmth and comfort for chilly Halloween nights or indoor parties.
Will the 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn' graphic crack or peel after washing?
Our sweatshirts are printed with high-quality inks designed for durability, ensuring the vibrant 'Glam Raccoon' design stays intact through multiple washes.
Is this sweatshirt suitable for Office Andrea during the cooler parts of October?
Yes, this sweatshirt is perfect for the office during October! It's comfortable, warm, and features a witty design that's fun for Halloween spirit days.
What is the fit of the sweatshirt like – is it baggy or more fitted?
Our sweatshirts generally offer a comfortable, relaxed fit that's not overly baggy, making them easy to layer or wear on their own.
Can this sweatshirt be considered a costume on its own?
Absolutely! The bold graphic and sarcastic text make this sweatshirt a complete and humorous Halloween 'costume' for anyone who's feeling too glam to try too hard.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.