Glam Raccoon Halloween Hoodie
😂 Every pun earns its place here🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order
Glam Raccoon Halloween Hoodie
😂 Every pun earns its place here🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Unleash Your Inner Glam with the Glam Raccoon Halloween Hoodie
This Halloween, stay warm, cozy, and utterly fabulous with the Glam Raccoon Halloween Hoodie. Our star is a ridiculously cool raccoon, complete with sunglasses, a beaded necklace, and a cape, who’s clearly 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn (EVEN ON HALLOWEEN )'. She’s got her wine glass and candy basket at the ready, proving you can be both spooky and sophisticated. This hoodie is your ultimate cozy companion for cooler nights, offering supreme comfort and a killer dose of attitude.
Why You'll Love It
- Ultimate warmth and comfort with a soft, plush interior.
- A hilarious and unique design that’s sure to get compliments.
- The perfect 'costume' for those who prefer comfort and wit.
- Durable print that lasts through many spooky seasons.
- Effortless style for all your fall and Halloween festivities.
Why We Designed This
We created this design because sometimes, you just want to be comfortable and funny. This glamorous raccoon embodies that spirit – she’s living her best life, unbothered and fabulous. It’s for the person who loves Halloween but also loves their comfort and their wit. We wanted a hoodie that feels as good as it looks, and as funny as it is chic. It’s the perfect blend of cozy and sassy, with an added hood for extra flair.
None
This hoodie is your go-to for any fall festivity. Wear it to pumpkin patches, costume bar crawls, or just while handing out candy. Its relaxed fit and super-soft feel make it ideal for any occasion where comfort is key, but a good laugh is essential.
Perfect For
- Cozy Halloween parties and gatherings.
- Comfort-focused trick-or-treating.
- Lounging around the house during spooky season.
- Anyone who loves a good pun and a cute animal.
- ✓ Features a chic raccoon rocking sunglasses, a cape, and holding wine and candy.
- ✓ Witty text: 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn (EVEN ON HALLOWEEN )'.
- ✓ Includes fun details like a beaded necklace and a spider web.
- ✓ Made from a soft, warm cotton-polyester blend with a cozy hood.
- ✓ Spacious front pocket and relaxed fit for ultimate comfort.
Frequently Asked Questions
How warm is this hoodie for trick-or-treating or outdoor Halloween events?
This hoodie is designed for warmth with a soft fleece lining and a double-lined hood, making it perfect for staying comfortable during outdoor Halloween activities.
Does the 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn' design hold up well on the hoodie fabric?
Yes, the graphic is printed using high-quality methods suitable for hoodies, ensuring the design remains vibrant and doesn't easily fade or peel.
Is this hoodie something Dad Joke Dave would appreciate for its comfort and humor?
Definitely! Hoodies are a favorite for comfort, and the 'Glam Raccoon' design with its witty text is right up Dad Joke Dave's alley for a funny, relatable Halloween piece.
Does the hoodie have pockets?
Yes, this hoodie features a convenient front pouch pocket, perfect for keeping your hands warm or storing small essentials.
Can I wear this hoodie as a full Halloween costume?
Absolutely! The 'Glam Raccoon' graphic and the 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn' slogan make it a complete, low-effort, and high-impact Halloween costume for anyone who loves a good pun.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
