Too Glam To Give A Damn Raccoon – Sarcastic Halloween Tank Top
😂 Every pun earns its place here🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order
Too Glam To Give A Damn Raccoon – Sarcastic Halloween Tank Top
😂 Every pun earns its place here🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Slay All Day in the Glam Raccoon Halloween Tank
Keep your cool this Halloween in the Glam Raccoon Halloween Tank. Our star is a ridiculously cool raccoon, complete with sunglasses, a beaded necklace, and a cape, who’s clearly 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn (EVEN ON HALLOWEEN )'. She’s got her wine glass and candy basket at the ready, proving you can be both spooky and sophisticated. This tank is your ultimate breezy companion for warmer Halloween events or layering, offering comfort and a killer dose of attitude.
Why You'll Love It
- Lightweight and breathable fabric, perfect for warmer days or layering.
- A hilarious and unique design that’s sure to get compliments.
- The perfect 'costume' for those who prefer comfort and wit.
- Durable print that lasts through many spooky seasons.
- Effortless style for all your fall and Halloween festivities.
Why We Designed This
We created this design because sometimes, you just want to be comfortable and funny, even when it’s warm. This glamorous raccoon embodies that spirit – she’s living her best life, unbothered and fabulous. It’s for the person who loves Halloween but also loves their comfort and their wit. We wanted a tank that feels as good as it looks, and as funny as it is chic. It’s the perfect blend of breezy and sassy.
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This tank is your go-to for any fall festivity. Wear it to pumpkin patches, costume bar crawls, or just while handing out candy. Its relaxed fit and breathable feel make it ideal for any occasion where comfort is key, but a good laugh is essential.
Perfect For
- Warm Halloween parties and gatherings.
- Comfort-focused trick-or-treating.
- Layering under flannels or jackets.
- Anyone who loves a good pun and a cute animal.
- ✓ Features a chic raccoon rocking sunglasses, a cape, and holding wine and candy.
- ✓ Witty text: 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn (EVEN ON HALLOWEEN )'.
- ✓ Includes fun details like a beaded necklace and a spider web.
- ✓ Made from a soft, lightweight cotton blend for maximum comfort.
- ✓ Relaxed fit for easy movement and breathability.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tank top suitable for warmer Halloween parties or warmer climates?
Yes, this tank top is perfect for warmer Halloween parties, indoor events, or if you live in a warmer climate where you want to show off your Halloween spirit comfortably.
How does the 'TOO GLAM TO give a damn' graphic look on the tank?
The 'Glam Raccoon' design is printed vibrantly on the front of the tank, ensuring the humorous and sarcastic message is clearly visible.
Can I layer this tank top under another shirt for Halloween?
Absolutely! It's a great layering piece under a flannel, jacket, or even a sheer top for a more complex Halloween look, while still showcasing the fun design.
What is the fit of the ladies' tank top like?
Our tank tops are designed for a comfortable, flattering fit that allows for freedom of movement, making them ideal for parties or active Halloween fun.
Will this tank be too casual for some Halloween events?
The 'Glam Raccoon' design adds a unique flair that elevates it beyond a basic tank. Paired with the right accessories or layered, it can be perfect for many casual to semi-casual Halloween gatherings.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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